Amazon packages arrived!!!!!! When was the last time, we as a society, got up and found a package and felt like it it was Christmas morning?
I am guilty myself of being like, where in the F#&K! is that thing I ordered! I am just straight up peeved when it hasn’t arrived yet. Prime my bottom I think, grunting “its been three days” under my breath! Well, nothing like a plague to cool us all out! How spoiled I was. How impulsive I was. Now when I order, I know it will take days. I am patient and grateful. I have realized that I got too comfortable with everything at my fingertips. And this compulsive-impulsive-impatient-expectant-way of life is one to run away from and evolve away from and make a positive shift. From consumer to industry, we should have the client know that everyone is working miracles! I should be happy with that I get when I get it!
When I woke up and looked out the front door and saw two brown boxes stacked on top of each other, I marveled in awe that they made it rather than indigent that they took time to get here. Never again. The new normal is going to make me a better person. For these things I am thankful. I see a see the world wide reset in side myself. How about l just take step back in my compulsive and entitled ways, and get excited about packages taking days and not a day. I can live with that. And to think there might be a Lego set inside this box for Frankie, and a tie dye kit that Olive can destroy the house with… it might be waiting outside our door??????? Can someone say best day ever!!!!!!!
And, god forbid its a cleaning supply, well then, Christmas really did came early. I can scrub another layer of my epidermis off in the hand washing in the corona virus manual of life. PS I am too terrified to order toilet paper for fear of Amazon telling me I am truly shit out of luck. Maybe that’s where the joke comes from?
